Gatekeeper Rules

Rule #1: Don't let the bad things in.

Rule #2: If something looks like a bad thing but says it isn't, don't let it in.

Rule #2.5: If something doesn't look like a bad thing but you think it might be, don't let it in.

Rule #3: Remember, a flagellation a day keeps the inquisitor away.

''Rule #4: There is a quota on the amount of times the gate may be opened due to a shortage of corpses an energy shortage. Contact a High Gatekeeper for further details.''

''Rule #5: If you witness a robbery or any other crimes, it is up to your discretion whether to interfere or not. Your duty is solely to serve God.''

''Rule #6: God is not dead. Kill any who would argue otherwise.''

Rule #7: Showing the pope or any other member of the Holy Hierarchy anything other than your complete obedience is grounds for immediate termination.

Rule #8: Do not complain about the shortage of muskets.